urtube:

shaclows:

urtube:

I ate 30 inches of Subway in two days

Why would you measure food consumption in inches

Hey do you know what subway is?

wolftyla:

date someone who’s going to hold your hair back while you throw up or pull you in closer when you’re out in public.
date someone who’s going to look in your eyes and ring his fingers through your hair.
date someone who puts his hand and holds your inner thigh.
date someone who forgives you of your wrongs and wants to grow with you instead of giving up.
date someone who opens the car door for you and treats you like his queen.
date someone who grabs your butt and squeezes your boobs even if they’re little. (little boobs need love too.)
date someone that even if he doesn’t have a lot of money would give you everything money can’t buy.
date someone who is about you and loves you.

glassbonespaperskin:

the worst part about being lied to is knowing you are being lied to and the person lying to you still doesn’t think you are worth the truth